“So I’m on a juice cleanse. I always think that I’m going to succeed in a juice cleanse and then I end up hating myself. My mother got me a nutritionist and her name is Debra. We have an only hate relationship. She made me keep a food diary and I lied in the food diary. She found out because basically I made myself chicken nuggets for dinner and wrote in my food diary that I ate a kale/salmon salad. My mom told Debra that I lied about my kale/salmon salad. Then Debra sat me down and lectured me on how my ‘body is a temple’ and I’m ‘harming my body’ by eating chicken nuggets. Now Debra constantly makes remarks about me ‘harming my temple.’ So yeah, that’s why I’m on a juice cleanse, and I’m hating every second of it.”

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